I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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