Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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