if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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