She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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