god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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