ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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