She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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