He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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