"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
This baby is an asshole
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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