he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
do herpes really smell.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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