I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
