it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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