Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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