Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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