Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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