Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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