Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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