sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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