I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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