The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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