So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
ttyl tear gas
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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