kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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