Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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