yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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