Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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