So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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