Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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