If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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