the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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