Porn is love you can see.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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