i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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