You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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