so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
