yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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