first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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