yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You need a sexual gate keeper
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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