About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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