69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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