oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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