big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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