so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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