I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
