He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She's the barista slut.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
