Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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