His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wish I only lived at night.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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