She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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