i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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