I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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