My friends, they love my intelligence
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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