Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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