what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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